At work, Steinar bullies Bjarte at the Institute of Marketing and Media, but in their private lives both struggle with love. So they create the Singles Club.
Bjarte has dirty fantasies about the gymnastics teacher from folk high school, and Steinar struggles to satisfy his girlfriend because of his large testicles.
Bitterness rules in the Singles Club. Steinar decides - against Bjarte’s will - that Bjarte must call his old teacher nasty names to make her cry.
Steinar struggles to keep his girlfriend hidden from the other members of the Singles Club, and has to resort to clever tricks to keep her indoors.
Pule-Kurt’ shows up and steals Steinar’s girlfriend. Bjarte receives a letter from the police and must stay at least one kilometer away from his teacher’s house.
The Singles Club conducts a market survey to find the dream girl, but Steinar isn’t pleased when Bjarte steals all her attention.
Steinar’s testicles, much to his dismay, attract a lot of attention at work. Bjarte has a girlfriend and is about to visit his mother-in-law for the first time.
