Follows the humorous musings of an itinerant humanoid pseudo-shaman and spiritual seeker named Xavier.
When Burbury, Connecticut is infected with a strange virus, Xavier must use his healing powers to save the town from an evil computer.
When a boy named Percy wishes he could impress the Loco's with his mascot outfit, he has Xavier pretend to be him in a costume. The Loco's decide to let Xavier lead them for a while and things get a bit out of hand.
A young boy pretends to be God and performs surgeries on people to impress his dad.
Xavier thinks that 7 babies were abandoned, so he keeps them as his own. Then he finds out that a woman lost 7 babies and Xavier tries to find the criminal, when it is really himself.
Xavier surrenders his own freedom for a spoiled child.
Xavier goes back in time by smoking and eating bacon in order to discover his origin.
When a factory mix-up turns a town to dust, Xavier must pray for rain.
When Xavier's significant crystal is stolen, he is forced to venture forth into a freedom-mad place named Squatopia where he meets a man who plans to escape from Squatopian freedom with Xavier.
Xavier must choose between the heart and the mind.
The final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match.
