Nothing to Report follows the adventures of Chance Blackstreet and Moses Packard, two cops who always get the job done, but not before they deal with their emotional baggage.
Chance thinks that Moses's weight gain is affecting his performance on the job.
The officers encounter a drunk and disruptive children's TV star.
Chance and Moses compete to see who's more emotionally damaged.
Moses and Chance debate whether or not a suspicious-looking man loitering outside of a house is actually trying to break in.
Moses and Chance engage in a prank-off with the cops who work the day shift.
Moses gets angry at Chance for doing a sloppy job of raiding a crackhouse.
