When New York mafia caporegime Jimmy Falcone kills his mob boss, he and his family enter the Witness Protection Program and move to the small, snowy town of Regina, Saskatchewan.
Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym to "learn a few moves". After Petey enters a real fight, McCool warns Jimmy the publicity could put their witness protection in jeopardy.
McCool takes on extra jobs to pay back a gambling debt to Jimmy.
Jimmy becomes jealous when Petey befriends a wealthy businessman. Gina convinces Theresa to pose as her mother to collect a baby bonus check.
Jimmy and McCool compete to prove who is the better man. Petey seeks Theresa's advice to get girls.
When the mob orders a hit on Jimmy's cousin, he arranges for him to join him in witness protection in Saskatchewan.
Cookie throws Jimmy out after his insensitivity crosses a line. Gina reacts with anger when her siblings won't play with her.
After a near-death experience, Jimmy becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.
Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to nearby Moose Jaw to search for Al Capone's hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can't see how hot she is.
Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker.
Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business, then has to make all her "predictions" come true.
Jimmy opens Regina's first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.
Cookie starts to think Jimmy is cheating on her when he's actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called "Jinksy".
After Cheech insults a Native American, Jimmy and Cheech go to a cultural sensitivity seminar. Cookie forces Gina to join Field Girls to show up a snobby neighbor.
