The Kenny Everett Video Show (later renamed The Kenny Everett Video Cassette) was a British television comedy and music programme made by Thames Television for ITV from 3 July 1978 to 21 May 1981.
* The Opening: "The Test Card" * Ken with TVs (test card): "Video" is in Latin, "I see" * [Here Ken introduces Paul McCartney and Wings and after that the song] * Miracle of modern television: Mount of muscle * A short clip with Elton John * Ken with megaphone: Intro for next * Captain Kremmen [S01e01p01]: Washington June 2005, #1 * A short clip with Elton John, variation #2: It's great to be on the Muppet Show * Tuned to the Kenny Everett Video Show: Amen, Variation "Church" * Sid Snot: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: The Steve Gibbons Band, "Eddie Vortex" * Ken with TVs: Out of tape and end of part one * Ken without set: Time for a break, Variation "Body parts" *
* The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e01: "The Test Card" * [The opening speech: Welcome to the second Kenny Everett Show] * MUSIC CLIP: Darts, "Who's That Knocking on My Door" * Miracle of modern television: Mount of muscle * A short clip with Elton John, variation #1 * Ken with megaphone: Intro for next, Variation #1 * Captain Kremmen [S01e02p01]: Thargoidia, #1 * A short insert with three Hot Gossip girls: That sketch was not too bad, variation "school" * Ken with TVs, a Kate Bush interview: These are my answers * MUSIC CLIP: Kate Bush, "The Man with the Child in His Eyes" * Ken with TVs: The end of part one * Ken without set: Time for a break, Variation "Body parts"
* The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e03: "Interrupt" * Ken with TVs: Welcome to the show three and intro for next * Thin Lizzy, "Rosalie" (for 4 sec) * Ken with TVs: Apology for prev and intro for next * Suzi Quatro, "The Race Is on" * Spod from the planet Thoon: This is all I do * Captain Kremmen [S01e03p01]: Sounaru 9 * Sid Snot: Intro for next * Nick Lowe, "So It Goes" * Ken with TVs: That's the end of part one * Ken with a cup: Time for a break, Variation "Cup"
* The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e04: "Interrupting my show" * Ken with TVs: Celebrating the halfway to the series and intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: The Moody Blues, "Stepping in a Slide Zone" * Spod from the planet Thoon: Floating head * Captain Kremmen [S01e04p01]: Interstellar Matter Transporter * Sid Snot: Lurex *
* The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e04: "Interrupting a little bit earlier" * Spod from the planet Thoon: Cosmic buddy Captain Kremmen * Captain Kremmen [S01e04p01]: The last night in the mud minds * Ken as Wonder Tart: Kremmen's co-star Carla * Ken with TVs: Cuddle up with listeners * MUSIC CLIP: Elkie Brooks, "Pearl's a Singer"
* Ken in drag with big balloon boobs: A little word * The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e06: "Through the screen" * Ken with TVs: Over to me, Ken and an another short clip of the film * Cliff Richard (1959), "On the Loose" (for 4 sec!) * Ken with TVs: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: Cliff Richard, "Please Remember Me" * Spod from the planet Thoon: My latest song * Captain Kremmen [S01e06p01]: Action Replay * Ken as Wonder Tart: Kremmen's co-star Carla * Ken without set: Intro for Darts and It's Raining * MUSIC CLIP: Darts, "It's Raining" * Ken with TVs: Colouring time
* Before title sequence: Angry of Mayfair: Silent majority * The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e07: "Sid Snot and black paint" * Ken with black paint and TVs: Killer always returns to the scene of the crime * Indian meditator: Son of Lord Thames * Captain Kremmen [S01e07p01]: Throne Room * Sid Snot: Golfing the bucket [2 takes] * MUSIC CLIP: The Steve Gibbons Band, "Tulane" (Sid Snot introduces it as "Cue Steve" before the tape edits)
* Before title sequence: Silly Cowboy: The gun gag * The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e08: "Crisscross" * Ken with TVs: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: Wings, "London Town" * Ken in drag with big balloon boobs: He loves me, yes, yes, yes * Captain Kremmen [S01e08p01]: Evil prisoner * Angry of Mayfair: Stupid Everett fellow with all this silly rock music * Ken with black background: Join in a cup of tea for the end of part one * Dandy Ken on stairs: Singing with a Norman Vaughan playback song * Ken in drags with big balloon boobs: I still love you Norman Norman Vaughan *
